There was a mighty man called John Still,
Whose rep caused stadiums to fill.
Took the mad Hatters to Grimsby,
But the opposition was flimsy
Our performance…simply Brill !

He is a legendary Hatter,
Even when wrapped in batter.
His team a real delight,
Now heading to the top flight,
The top teams they will batter!

Even after a big points deduction,
This club a damned seduction,
Up yours the League and FA,
Up your pyramid via fair play
And past Watford at the Junction!

Controlling the uncontrollables!
Controlling the uncontrollables!