Crap parenting moment #785

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Note to self. When toileting small child in small hours, ensure ‘the toy’ is still not in their clutches. Having done the business, small child points down chamber of toilet. What? Where am I? Toilet flushed in auto pilot. Child beside herself. Turned on light. And there it was. Staring up at me with those big beanie eyes from the bottom of the chamber. S@%t ! Child placed in bed without monkey. Try to settle child. Child has the hump. Monkey goes for a spin in the washing machine. Return to bedroom. Child still has the hump…

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